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I was hunched over a printer at 9:17 p.m., fluorescent light buzzing, the warranty paperwork half folded under a stack of assembly instructions, when the cafe on the corner of Queen and Bathurst finally closed and a garbage truck started up three doors down. I could hear it through the thin apartment walls, that steady mechanical rumble, and I was still trying to make sense of a one-page "limited lifetime" promise that seemed to say everything and nothing at once. I had

I was hunched over the backseat of my car in midtown, rain on the windshield and a crib instruction manual spread over my knees, when it hit me: I should have asked more questions before I drove into the city. The clock said 6:12 p.m., the streetlights were already on, and Queen Street was a slow parade of brake lights. I could hear someone in the next lane trying to argue with their GPS. I had a crib partially assembled on the passenger seat, three mismatched screws, and a

I was hunched over a half-assembled crib in my living room at 10:37 p.m., Allen keys and screws scattered like confetti, when my partner asked if I was proud of myself yet. I laughed, wiped baby drool off the instruction sheet — no idea where that came from — and realized I still had to return the dresser because the drawer slides squeaked in a way that made me worry about tiny fingers. That exact scene is how I landed on most of the choices for our nursery, and why I ended